Say that you love me
Always want to hug me
You know it's funny
I never loved you honey
Your wiggle don't move me
Yeah, and your jiggle don't soothe me

Always playing cool
Thinking that ya fooled me
I made a rule that
Fools will never do me
Run along baby
Yeah, you better run away

I read your lifetime in a magazine
Since it's the only place you've ever been

Like to kiss and hug me
Say I bet you dug me
You know it's funny
I never loved you honey
Your wiggle don't move me
Yeah, and your jiggle don't soothe me

I read your lifetime in a magazine
About the days you were a rocking queen

Tryin to get loved
Tryin to get hugged
Gettin your lovin, never doin nothing
Your wiggle don't move me
Yeah, and your jiggle don't soothe me, baby

Rock you so you move me
Roll you in a movie
Show you boxing
Yeah you look foxy
Run along baby
Yeah, you better run away

I read your lifetime in a magazine
Cause it's the only place you've ever been
The only way that you make love it seems
Is while your standing on your daddy's knees